Michael Knowles 

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

Michael Knowles by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Knowles 

A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.

Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...

"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"

"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"

Michael Knowles by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016

michael knowles 

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.

i just michael knowles in my trousers

michael knowles by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024