micahel 

A really cool guy, always the smartest person in the class. Loves to have fun but almost never gets in trouble. And super intelligent. But sometimes he can forget stuff. He is a really good friend and always references Its EveryDay Bro. if your that kind of Micahel. But he loves friends and he is a good friend to have. Does chorus and doesn't play any instrument but the piano. #Savage #Awsome #Friend #Micahel

"Yo Micahel want to go get in trouble!" "HECK NO! I'M PLAYING MARIO CART!!"

micahel by YeBoi252 December 20, 2017

Big Bear Killing Micahel 

Big Bear Killing Micahel

Big Bear Killing Micahel

Big Bear Killing Micahel by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017