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Mijority
A mijority is the small percentage of crazy people who get so much coverage by the media that they lead others to believe they are the majority.
John Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity helped reveal the idea that insane Americans who hate Muslims, think Obama is a kenyan marxist, and Juan Williams is a bigot are actually just the mijority.
Mijority by TheGingerninja41 October 31, 2010
Mijority
Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Mijority by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020
mijori
A beautiful queen with amazing talent. Smells off honeysuckles and peonies, lives to tell the tale of her wonderful story.
If you ever meet a Mijori, just know she blessed your presence and should NEVER take that for granted. Learn to cherish her, support her, better understand her and and she will do the same.
Not for the weak hearted so if your intentions aren’t right, her intuition is always on point.
If you ever meet a Mijori, just know she blessed your presence and should NEVER take that for granted. Learn to cherish her, support her, better understand her and and she will do the same.
Not for the weak hearted so if your intentions aren’t right, her intuition is always on point.
mijori by Twinkletoes_47 October 13, 2022
mijority
Once we were the minority but are not yet the majority so we are just settling with being the mijority.
mijority by Soil Murdock December 29, 2005
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