Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.

- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.

by Vadissimo November 1, 2008

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007

mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

by aglasson April 12, 2010

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

Mexican Jetpack

A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.

Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.

by jewtewned December 5, 2007