Mexican flu 

When a person just doesnt want to do anything and uses this as an excuse

Person 1: Dude i dont do anything today im sick
Person 2: O really what do u have
Persin 1: Ive got mexican flu
Person 2: O u should get ur rest

Mexican flu by Mxman April 2, 2009

Mexican Flu 

The swine flu came from Mexico, therefore its now the Mexican Flu. This flu is potentially deadly even to young healthy adults. If you have the Mexican Flu you should you should consider burrying yourself for weeks.

Yo, my girl just came from Mexico and now she has the Mexican flu..... that hoe must have sucked face with a few of them.

Mexican Flu by olavahc April 28, 2009

Mexican Flu 

The 2009 equivalent of the Asian Flu. It is a deadly disease that is contagious,has caused much political and social distress in the United States, and it originated in Mexico.

Bird Flu is to Asian Flu, as Swine Flu is to Mexican Flu.

Mexican Flu by Taps 9/11 April 29, 2009

Patron strain of the Mexican flu 

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

Patron strain of the Mexican flu by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

Mexican flute 

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

Mexican flute by Maleeeek April 21, 2017