Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others
I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox
by California Brown July 21, 2010
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Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.
Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!
by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 26, 2011
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