Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 22, 2010

Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011