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Mexican Mom 

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone

Mexican Mom Syndrome 

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

mexicanmobile 

A taco truck, or other type of mobile Hispanic food dispensary.
Juan: "¡Mira! ¡El camión de delicias!"

Steve: "The fuck is he on about?"

John: "Don't worry. He just spotted a Mexicanmobile."

Mexicanmojito 

A person that rages in Fortnite so much that he even brings real life into real life.
A Mexicanmojito killed me
Mexicanmojito by cool kids greg January 12, 2019