mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
by Lazarus2 August 05, 2010
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mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.
"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.
by A. Regar July 11, 2008
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mexican hotpocket

when you shit inside a sleeping bag and get someone to go inside of it.
"dude,drew got me into getting into a mexican hotpocket."
by KUYA patrick November 30, 2009
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Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.
person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
by JakkieChan69 May 19, 2020
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