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MetroSkatual 

A skateboarder who buys lots of skateboarder fashions and enjoys the music and rythmn of skate videos.

May occasionally be aroused by watching skate videos.

Enjoys hanging out with other skateboarders and watching them skate.

Only Skates when other skateboarders are watching.

Enjoys coping dance moves.

Enjoys skating whilst listening to their mp3 player and making sure their tricks and moves go with the rythmn of the song their listening too.

Skateboards with a limp wrist.

doesnt care about getting a girlfriend, has all the happiness they need from bumming about with skateboarders.

May also be under the impression that having a girlfriend is uncool as it shows lack of dedication to skateboarding. They would rather be loyal to skateboarding than have a girlfriend.

Scared of men who don't skateboard.

Generally more homosexual than even the artfag.
MJ is a good example of a MetroSkatual. Lakai shoes are a good example of a brand with a strong sense MetroSkatuality, as are Nike SB.

Brian Anderson, a professional skateboarder for Nike SB at one point claimed to be homosexual. He also used to skate for lakai shoes.

Emerica skateboarders are a good example of MetroSkatuals.
MetroSkatual by Daniel Beamer March 16, 2008
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