Metrogay

Metrosexual and homosexual rolled into one.

"Gok Wan is so Metrogay"

by Brian Thompson December 28, 2008

Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

metroglyph

Graffiti writing left by vandals, commonly referred to as 'tagging'.

Bro, check out the sic metroglyph on that train car.

by riselordvader75 March 12, 2012