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metric shit ton 

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.
"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
metric shit ton by pinano July 9, 2004

metric shit-ton 

a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
metric shit-ton by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) 

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

metric shit ton 

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

metric shit ton 

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
metric shit ton by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

metric shit ton 

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.
metric shit ton by the_steve June 29, 2005
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