Methemaddict

meth•e•madd•ict
/mǝTH(e)’madik/
noun

Its like mathematics but for drug addicts.
plural: methemaddicts

Friend: If I mix 4 and 1/2 pills of adderall with 13 ounces of alcohol Ill be focused enough work and drunk enough to enjoy work.
You: Thats some serious methemaddics right there.

When I grow up Im goanna be the best drug dealer, Ill even make my own product. Thank god they taught me methemaddicts in school.