meth pig

That person, guy or girl, that comes over uninvited at 8am, smokes all your shit all day long with you finally leaving at 3am the next day, only hungry for the next innocent victim. These savage beasts can not be tamed. No amount of shit in the world quells their hunger. They can smoke a quarter ounce straight and still want more.

guy1: "I thought you had like 5 grams left."

guy2: " I did but meth pig Johnny came over yesterday."

guy1: "That explains everything."

meth pig by Longtails October 26, 2011

Meth Pig

1: A pig on Meth or a person who sees them as a killer pig who acts like on meth.
2: A asshole who talks a lot o shit on xboxlive and acts like he is on meth and deals drugs to children on playground.

3: A asshole who take everyones kills on gear of war 1/2.

4: An asshole who says Niggerfaggot or dick in multiple sentences to be a racist asshole on xboxlive.
5:A person who worships pigs and wears people faces as masks as seen on SAW genre.

Paul: You see that asshole over there dealing meth to children

Jimmy: Yeah paul hes a real Meth Pig

Meth Pig by THC CrystalRain July 8, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004