1 definition by Longtails

That person, guy or girl, that comes over uninvited at 8am, smokes all your shit all day long with you finally leaving at 3am the next day, only hungry for the next innocent victim. These savage beasts can not be tamed. No amount of shit in the world quells their hunger. They can smoke a quarter ounce straight and still want more.
guy1: "I thought you had like 5 grams left."

guy2: " I did but meth pig Johnny came over yesterday."

guy1: "That explains everything."
by Longtails October 26, 2011
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