by NelsonvilleCrackhead September 3, 2020
AKA: Idyllwild.
A small town located at 5,500 feet deep in the San Jacinto Mountains above Palm Springs in Southern California. A tourist town with no organized law enforcement or chain restaurants. No street lights or mailboxes either. One school called Idyllwild School educates grades K-8. The six students that don't drop out by 9th grade will get to take a 45 minute bus down the mountain every morning to attend an overpopulated, Hispanic invested high school known as Hemet High. If you are unfortunate enough to have been born and raised in Idyllwild then you will spend your late teens-early twentys and then the rest of your life as a unmarried, close-minded, incestuous drunk sloth that frequents the American Legion or as a scandalous, pitiful, self adsorbed Methamphetamine user.
A small town located at 5,500 feet deep in the San Jacinto Mountains above Palm Springs in Southern California. A tourist town with no organized law enforcement or chain restaurants. No street lights or mailboxes either. One school called Idyllwild School educates grades K-8. The six students that don't drop out by 9th grade will get to take a 45 minute bus down the mountain every morning to attend an overpopulated, Hispanic invested high school known as Hemet High. If you are unfortunate enough to have been born and raised in Idyllwild then you will spend your late teens-early twentys and then the rest of your life as a unmarried, close-minded, incestuous drunk sloth that frequents the American Legion or as a scandalous, pitiful, self adsorbed Methamphetamine user.
Before going to the twink orgy in Palm Springs, Rodney, Justin, Alex, Ethan, Marcus, Zac, Todd, Wes and DeShawn drove up to Meth Mountain to get a big sack of dope.
by ZebraPrint March 8, 2012