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Meth Balls 

When you've been slamming crystal meth and it feels like you put your testicals in a vice grip and wrenched it as tight as you can, (without bursting the sac) then getting a blow torch setting fire to the nearly bursted sac. Hit the sac with the blow torch till its glowing on fire then have your buddy take a baseball bat and swing as hard as he can until you nuts are a hot pile of mush. Once you accomplish this feat I recommend taking your buddy to a strip club and find the stripper with the boniest ass and buy a lap dance for him! Got to love Meth Balls
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Meth Balls by lostsoul5150 July 13, 2011

Methball 

When you prepare a syringe with heroin and meth mixed together and then proceed to inject it into yourself to get high
“I just did a methball last night and I made me so sick.”
Methball by Kirrysloving February 1, 2019

Mothballs 

The big holes you get in the crotch of your briefs because they are so damn old but you still wear them anyways.
Dude I can see your mothballs.

mothballs 

A girl who hangs around an ice hockey team, and goes from teammate to teammate, getting with anything with a stick and puck, and shes so dirty that she starts to smell like mothballs, and is hard to be around.
"Hey dude, you got with mothballs last night, hows my dick taste?"
mothballs by Smacky Bottoms May 4, 2006

Mothballs Clothing 

A girl who thinks she's cool but actually lives in Pasadena...
"This Club Element used to be cool until they started letting in too many Mothballs Clothing!"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026