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Meth Balls 

When you've been slamming crystal meth and it feels like you put your testicals in a vice grip and wrenched it as tight as you can, (without bursting the sac) then getting a blow torch setting fire to the nearly bursted sac. Hit the sac with the blow torch till its glowing on fire then have your buddy take a baseball bat and swing as hard as he can until you nuts are a hot pile of mush. Once you accomplish this feat I recommend taking your buddy to a strip club and find the stripper with the boniest ass and buy a lap dance for him! Got to love Meth Balls
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Meth Balls by lostsoul5150 July 13, 2011

Methball 

When you prepare a syringe with heroin and meth mixed together and then proceed to inject it into yourself to get high
“I just did a methball last night and I made me so sick.”
Methball by Kirrysloving February 1, 2019

Mothballs 

The big holes you get in the crotch of your briefs because they are so damn old but you still wear them anyways.
Dude I can see your mothballs.

mothballs 

A girl who hangs around an ice hockey team, and goes from teammate to teammate, getting with anything with a stick and puck, and shes so dirty that she starts to smell like mothballs, and is hard to be around.
"Hey dude, you got with mothballs last night, hows my dick taste?"
mothballs by Smacky Bottoms May 4, 2006

Mothballs Clothing 

A girl who thinks she's cool but actually lives in Pasadena...
"This Club Element used to be cool until they started letting in too many Mothballs Clothing!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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