Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!
(adj) A person obsessed with the ability to create stunning, bedazzled graphics and charts. These individuals have a strong compulsion to pretty-up their co-workers reports and documents. These people are often confused for being gay, but are not.