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Metal Geek

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A Metal Geek, is a metal head that prides themselves on on there loyalty of shitty metal bands, they tend to hate all mainstream metal bands, and will turn on them at the first sight of success. They treat metal as if it was there own country club, It takes a special kind of metal head, to be a metal geek, usually ghostly white and pimply looking, one can recognize them from there distinct unhealthy overzealous love of Slayer, and there fondness for Swedish death metal bands, they tend to loath the metal bands, Metallica, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, and Avenged Sevenfold, basically any metal band that has to much success, some of the most hardcore metal geeks, have even turned on Slayer, because they won a Grammy.
Dave wearing his Children of Bodom t shirt, walks up to Daniel and says. "Hey dude, check out my band Wargayzm, our band makes fun of Trivium, and stuff." Daniel reply's "DUDE, you are so fat, and have red frizzy hair, im not buying your crappy CD" Dave is the epitome of a "metal geek".
Metal Geek by Favre4Ever62084 June 25, 2008
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Metal Geek

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A Metal Geek, is a metal head that prides themselves on on there loyalty of shitty metal bands, they tend to hate all mainstream metal bands, and will turn on them at the first sight of success. They treat metal as if it was there own country club, It takes a special kind of metal head, to be a metal geek, usually ghostly white and pimply looking, one can recognize them from there distinct overzealous love of Slayer, and there fondness for Swedish death metal bands, they tend to loath the metal bands, Metallica, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, and Avenged Sevenfold, basically any metal band that has to much success.
Dave wearing his Children of Bodom TShirt, walks up to Daniel and says. "Hey dude, check out my band Wargayzm, our band makes fun of Trivium, and stuff." Daniel replys "DUDE, you are so fat, and have red frizzy hair, im not buying your crappy CD" Dave is the epitome of a "metal geek".
Metal Geek by Favre4Ever62084 June 23, 2008

geek metal 

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A dereviation of power metal that solely focuses on the fairies and goblins, or other mythical creatures, side of the original power metal genre.
Andrew: Dave what's that shit you're listening to, Geek Metal?

Dave: It's Iron Maiden!

Andrew: Oh, yeah, that music you're always listening to while playing warhammer to spurr you on while you're drinking cum out of your own arse?

Dave: Yeah!
geek metal by Barrettz January 24, 2006

Geek Metal 

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Metal bands adopted by Geeks in an attempt to not look so geeky. (The Bands them selves can be under other Metal Genres, geeks just listen to these bands in an attempt to look cool, it does not necessarily make the band geeky)
Examples of Geek Metal include, Megadeath, Slayer, Iron Maiden etc.
Geek Metal by Hanns July 22, 2006

Geek Metal 

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bill: hey, did you go to that botch concert?

joe: no, i dont really like geek metal.
Geek Metal by USAis#1 August 28, 2010
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