Metal Balls. 

When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.

aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.

Metal Balls. by nigg nigg cletis fupa. July 6, 2011

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balls to the metal 

This phrase is a combination of balls to the wall and pedal to the metal. It is used to describe the reckless courage displayed by an automobile driver who performs death-defying driving maneuvers to escape pursuing law enforcement.

Guy 1: Did you see Vanishing Point last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, Kowalski really put his balls to the metal and left those cops in the dust!

balls to the metal by grovemeister July 23, 2008

mental blue balls 

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

mental blue balls by dufbear August 20, 2011

Mental Blue Balls 

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".

Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.

Mental Blue Balls by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009