Meta God

A Meta God is the conscious synthesis of the primal beast and the detached observer, forging a sovereign entity that operates above biological reflex.
They view reality not as a fixed fate but as a customizable code, utilizing the "Most Effective Tactics Available" to hack social dynamics and master the self.
They exist in the superfluid grey, wearing the mask of the Jester to hide the mind of the General, balancing the warmth of humanity with the coldness of necessary violence.
They do not seek to rule the world, but to govern their own internal citadel so completely that the external chaos can no longer command them.

A Meta God is a sovereign architect who has fused the raw instinct of the beast with the detached strategy of the observer, mastering themselves so completely that the world can no longer control them.

Meta God by Ripper2006 January 26, 2026

O.Meta.God

When you find out that the people you believe to be in power have to have the clearance from the higher “overlords” power to be’s

BF: hey can I come over
GF: My parents said no cuz you smoke weed
BF: But weed is legal

GF: my parents are okay with it but my grandparents are over

Bf: O.Meta.God

Grindr censors your pics and sends you their Community Standards:

Grindr is a sex-positive place, but we can’t allow pornography or sexually explicit nudity in public profiles. Our user experience has to be acceptable to the chaste eyes of Apple and Google’s app store decision-makers.

O.Meta.God

O.Meta.God by Space-mann December 12, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012