Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

Merkel Circle by lew$eRonnie January 11, 2012

Merkle Circle

The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.

Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.

Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.

Merkle Circle by Kittenhead August 4, 2011