MequonMan
A true chad. The face of mequon. He is a chadam. He is the true G. He hates anyone who is white, straight, or a male. He is skillful at creating websites and games. Hopper copter and tenuous survival are just examples. If you are a women, congrats, you have been respected by MequonMam. His catchphrases include, "Nifty", "Jeepers Creepers", and "Death to whites”. Diana is a boy and also a figment of his imagination. If he refers to her, pretend she is real. “Your days are numbered” if you call him gay.