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A cat that is cute
OMG look at that meowser!
Meowser by Onanitemp July 8, 2021
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From the ancient history of the internets, and usenet in particular, a meower was an early sort of organized troll. Basically, meowers were a group of usenet trolls who congregated in the newsfroup alt.fan.karl-malden.nose. There, they would organize raids on other, unsuspecting newsgroups, descending upon them in droves, and flooding the group with 'meow' messages or cascades, thus rapidly rendering their target completely unusable.
Christ! The meowers have just invaded rec.books again!
meower by boggah October 30, 2011
Meowder a murder commited by a kitten or presumed to be commited by a kitten.
My kitten meowdered my hamster!
That kitten will meowder your goldfish, bruh.
meowder by StarTreader December 1, 2015

Meowserlike 

Let's start off by saying that Meowserlot is a manipulative mentally sexual deviant.

Speaking or acting in a certain matter that Meowserlot would, is considered meowserlike behavior.

Meowserlike behavior can and will make you ambivalent.

One who is meowserlike, ships on a regular basis. And thoroughly enjoys using "cum" instead of "come".

Phrases usually consist of the same concept, or use the same template, if you will.

Such as,
"(Much like _______,) I too, want to cum inside of ______"
"That/it's a thing (now)."

Commonly used words or terms,
Fact, Flutter butter, Therefore, Fleshlight, Cum, Poptart, Har, Clop, Hawt, Wut

Commonly used emoticons,
/)^3^(\, o3o

Basically, to sum it all up, if you're acting like a perverted retard, then you are meowserlike.
*Person 1 joins chat*

Person 1: So, how's everyone doing?

Person 2: I just had a good clop, thanks for asking.

Person 1: ...

Person 3: Ugh, go away, we don't want any of your meowserlike bull shit.

Person 4: May I just say, that, I too, would like to cum inside of Rainbow Dash? /)^3^(\

Person 3: -_-

Person 1: ...I'm just gonna...

*Person 1 exits chat*

Person 3: Great, that's another person scared away.
Meowserlike by Danneh Boi March 19, 2013
Is what some crazy people like to call cats. Instead of saying "here kitty kitty"you could say " here meowmers "
He called his meowmers over to the food bowl.
meowmers by Catlover1736 November 6, 2017

Meowserlike 

When one speaks, or shows a certain essence, in such a way, Meowserlot would. Meowserlot is a wondrous mentally ill child. Usually meowserlike behavior causes awkwardness, and or anger. And this causes joy among most everyone.
Person 1: Much like everyone else, I too, would like to cum inside of Rainbow Dash.

Person 2: Wow. That's very meowserlike of you.

Person 1: You're talking meowserlike just by saying that.

Person 3: What a meowserlike conversation...
Meowserlike by Ghidorager February 4, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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