Meowzer 

The 'doggo' equivalent for a cat

Can you remember to feed the meowzer tonigh?

Omg, look at all these meowzers!

That's a mighty cute meowzer :)

Meowzer by dribear June 12, 2018

meowzer 

something one might scream quite loudly after their deviant, wild, overly aggressive and slightly rabid four legged (or three) feline rips wildly into the tender flesh of one's leg out of anger, arousal, or pure bordom

MEOWZER!!!!! (screaming this all the while lying in agony in a pool of one's own blood while your devil spawn cat sits in apparent satisfaction)

meowzer by Hendrix's human servant July 20, 2007

Meowzer 

It means a small animal with white boots and gloves and small and brow or gray and obese

what’s that big huge gray thing??? MEOWZER!!!!!

Meowzer by Yololalalalauolo August 28, 2019

Meowzer 

Noun. Another way to say cat, especially Chonky cats.
Plural. Meowzers

A Memeified word for a cat that can't be forgotten.

My Meowzer is fun to pet, but your meowzers scratch too much.

Meowzer by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022

meower 

From the ancient history of the internets, and usenet in particular, a meower was an early sort of organized troll. Basically, meowers were a group of usenet trolls who congregated in the newsfroup alt.fan.karl-malden.nose. There, they would organize raids on other, unsuspecting newsgroups, descending upon them in droves, and flooding the group with 'meow' messages or cascades, thus rapidly rendering their target completely unusable.

Christ! The meowers have just invaded rec.books again!

meower by boggah October 30, 2011

meowder

Meowder a murder commited by a kitten or presumed to be commited by a kitten.

My kitten meowdered my hamster!
That kitten will meowder your goldfish, bruh.

meowder by StarTreader December 1, 2015

Meowserlike 

Let's start off by saying that Meowserlot is a manipulative mentally sexual deviant.

Speaking or acting in a certain matter that Meowserlot would, is considered meowserlike behavior.

Meowserlike behavior can and will make you ambivalent.

One who is meowserlike, ships on a regular basis. And thoroughly enjoys using "cum" instead of "come".

Phrases usually consist of the same concept, or use the same template, if you will.

Such as,
"(Much like _______,) I too, want to cum inside of ______"
"That/it's a thing (now)."

Commonly used words or terms,
Fact, Flutter butter, Therefore, Fleshlight, Cum, Poptart, Har, Clop, Hawt, Wut

Commonly used emoticons,
/)^3^(\, o3o

Basically, to sum it all up, if you're acting like a perverted retard, then you are meowserlike.

*Person 1 joins chat*

Person 1: So, how's everyone doing?

Person 2: I just had a good clop, thanks for asking.

Person 1: ...

Person 3: Ugh, go away, we don't want any of your meowserlike bull shit.

Person 4: May I just say, that, I too, would like to cum inside of Rainbow Dash? /)^3^(\

Person 3: -_-

Person 1: ...I'm just gonna...

*Person 1 exits chat*

Person 3: Great, that's another person scared away.

Meowserlike by Danneh Boi March 19, 2013