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meowzer
something one might scream quite loudly after their deviant, wild, overly aggressive and slightly rabid four legged (or three) feline rips wildly into the tender flesh of one's leg out of anger, arousal, or pure bordom
MEOWZER!!!!! (screaming this all the while lying in agony in a pool of one's own blood while your devil spawn cat sits in apparent satisfaction)
meowzer by Hendrix's human servant July 20, 2007
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meowzer • meowzerlicious • meowful/meowzers • meower • meowser • Meowgers • Meowserlike • maowzers • meowbert • meowder
Meowzer
Meowzer by Yololalalalauolo August 28, 2019
Meowzer
Noun. Another way to say cat, especially Chonky cats.
Plural. Meowzers
A Memeified word for a cat that can't be forgotten.
Plural. Meowzers
A Memeified word for a cat that can't be forgotten.
Meowzer by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022
meower
From the ancient history of the internets, and usenet in particular, a meower was an early sort of organized troll. Basically, meowers were a group of usenet trolls who congregated in the newsfroup alt.[fan.karl-malden.nose]. There, they would organize raids on other, unsuspecting newsgroups, descending upon them in droves, and flooding the group with 'meow' messages or cascades, thus rapidly rendering their target completely unusable.
meowder
meowder by StarTreader December 1, 2015
Meowserlike
Let's start off by saying that Meowserlot is a manipulative mentally sexual deviant.
Speaking or acting in a certain matter that Meowserlot would, is considered meowserlike behavior.
Meowserlike behavior can and will make you ambivalent.
One who is meowserlike, ships on a regular basis. And thoroughly enjoys using "cum" instead of "come".
Phrases usually consist of the same concept, or use the same template, if you will.
Such as,
"(Much like _______,) I too, want to cum inside of ______"
"That/it's a thing (now)."
Commonly used words or terms,
Fact, Flutter butter, Therefore, Fleshlight, Cum, Poptart, Har, Clop, Hawt, Wut
Commonly used emoticons,
/)^3^(\, o3o
Basically, to sum it all up, if you're acting like a perverted retard, then you are meowserlike.
Speaking or acting in a certain matter that Meowserlot would, is considered meowserlike behavior.
Meowserlike behavior can and will make you ambivalent.
One who is meowserlike, ships on a regular basis. And thoroughly enjoys using "cum" instead of "come".
Phrases usually consist of the same concept, or use the same template, if you will.
Such as,
"(Much like _______,) I too, want to cum inside of ______"
"That/it's a thing (now)."
Commonly used words or terms,
Fact, Flutter butter, Therefore, Fleshlight, Cum, Poptart, Har, Clop, Hawt, Wut
Commonly used emoticons,
/)^3^(\, o3o
Basically, to sum it all up, if you're acting like a perverted retard, then you are meowserlike.
*Person 1 joins chat*
Person 1: So, how's everyone doing?
Person 2: I just had a good clop, thanks for asking.
Person 1: ...
Person 3: Ugh, go away, we don't want any of your meowserlike bull shit.
Person 4: May I just say, that, I too, would like to cum inside of Rainbow Dash? /)^3^(\
Person 3: -_-
Person 1: ...I'm just gonna...
*Person 1 exits chat*
Person 3: Great, that's another person scared away.
Person 1: So, how's everyone doing?
Person 2: I just had a good clop, thanks for asking.
Person 1: ...
Person 3: Ugh, go away, we don't want any of your meowserlike bull shit.
Person 4: May I just say, that, I too, would like to cum inside of Rainbow Dash? /)^3^(\
Person 3: -_-
Person 1: ...I'm just gonna...
*Person 1 exits chat*
Person 3: Great, that's another person scared away.
Meowserlike by Danneh Boi March 19, 2013
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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