A meowcenary is like a superhero character that kills all the bad cats. They are hipster cats on a mission. If you have a problem with catty people - call on a Meowcenary. Full disclosure: Meowcenaries are motivated to take part in hostile missions especially if there is promise of free drinks, or a starring role in a YouTube video.

Ask for a meowcenary, they are fed up and ready to kill!

meowcenary by ChairmanMeow August 13, 2010

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Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

Meowernity leave by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

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meowgender

you are are a fatherless child who USED TO stan dream

before you were a dumbass weirdo

now your even a bigger weirdo
meowgender is stanning this idiot who uses slurs and you are somehow attracted
your probably some ugly kawaii kid

Daughter: I think i'm meowgender....
Dad: I'm leaving, see you!

Daughter: I'm actually fatherless now..

meowgender by hello i hate meowbahh April 18, 2022

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meowretard

meowbahh’s true ign.

guy: I fucking hate meowretard’s cringey ass server
guy 2: ikr

meowretard by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022