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mentorphobia 

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

Mentourage 

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.
Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.
Mentourage by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007

Cat Meatdrapes 

A famous cat living in Anchorage Alaska.
We picked up Cat Meatdrapes in the limo and went out for tuna!

mentoree 

The person being mentored by a mentorer
Jim is a scholar, tom wants to be a scholar, tom is jim's mentoree
mentoree by LVH8 February 3, 2006

Meatdrapes 

A mispronunciation of the Greek name Metdrapedes.
Cleon Salmon: "Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?"
Guy: "It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek."
Cleon Salmon: "I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes."
Guy: "It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes."
Cleon Salmon: "Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."
Meatdrapes by similacrum#32 June 1, 2017

Mentalrape 

An act where a guy surprisingly jumps on a person who is sitting,then he humps the person's head with his crotch.
Man I got mentalraped by Ivan!
Mentalrape by Mislav383 June 4, 2013