In poker, when a board card is revealed and its suit is part of a player's hand, but the value of the card is unsatisfying. Generally this card eliminates the player's chance at a straight flush, leaving him with just a flush or at least a flush draw. In most cases, this is the river card.
Jack: Whoa, did that just give you a straight flush?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!