Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Mendon, NY

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling

Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What

by MENDES ARMY FOR LIFE December 6, 2017

Mendes Army

Wonderful people that are obsessed with Shawn Mendes. Every time they hear his name, their mood lightens up, and the whole room gets filled with the joy radiating from them.

Example:
Girl 1: have you heard Shawn's new song?
Girl 2: *smiles*Yes, I love Shawn so much
Girl 1: I know right, isn't he amazing? Mendes army for life!!!!

by fakeyouout March 27, 2015

Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

by Zandzz June 29, 2020

Mendes2

A tool which FANDOM staff manipulate to do shady work, Mendes2 is the equivalent of a 20th century mafia leader, just that he blocks people infinitely instead of decapitating them.

Mendes2 is an autocratic person who does not care about the feelings of others.

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

Kobe Mendezed

It is when someone gets their shit rocked after someone says "Fuck you" to them.

Calvin just got Kobe Mendezed

by COLEBASS December 18, 2018