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Menards a trois 

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women
Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!
Menards a trois by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010
Greek word for malaka used in the city of Patras.

O malakas stin kathomiloumeni metaxi ton Patrinon. Exei akrivos tin idia simasia me to malaka kai xrisimopoieitai stis idies periptosis. Antistixo tou "paliomalakas" einai kai to "paliominaras".

To "minaro" upodilonei oti travao malakia, i xano ton xrono mou. "Minarisma" einai mia malakia.
Ti ginetai re minara; Pame gia kana kafe sto panaxaiko;

Me tosi anergia minaro oli mera.

Se tsakomo: Poion eipes minara re paliominara;
minaras by Harry November 17, 2004
1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
Menards by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007
a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.
Save big money at Menard's.
menards by Graf March 12, 2003
A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.
"Shut up Menards!"
menards by schmeankman April 25, 2009

menareslaves 

A website where beautiful females (Mistresses and Goddesses) have male slaves. They make them lick their feet, sit on their face, put them in chastity, whip them, and torture them. You have to pay for a membership, but you also can become a male slave in BDSM. A femdom site.
I logged onto to menareslaves.com to watch the superior female gender dominate the inferior male gender.
menareslaves by Go Ducks5 March 1, 2014