A term used when you spot an important meme. This term should be used wisely, as it is expressed with love for memes.
Person1: Oh my gosh, dude look at this meme!
Person2: I hope it's important...
Person1: Dude...it's memeportant.
Person2: *rushes over to person1's computer*
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"