Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn

“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”

Melting rod by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Melting Rodney 

A person takes a shit and then freezes it for later. Resembles melting chocolate ice cream.

Some dude left a Melting Rodney in my freezer last night after the party.

Melting Rodney by Smoot January 9, 2007