Melted Ice Cream

Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.

He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.

by Strawberry Crunch April 30, 2019

melted ice cream

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

Melting Ice cream Cone

When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.

John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.

by Memx March 21, 2017

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023