Melted Ice Cream

Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.

He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.

by Strawberry Crunch April 30, 2019

melted ice cream

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020