Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019