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Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014
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Mellowsays Hello

Mellowsays hello, is a wonderful and cheerful person. They’re just a heart-warming and kind soul on this hellhole of a planet!

They’re nice and super duper pretty
“Yo, have you seen mellowsays hello new vid?”
“Yeah, they’re a amazing person!”
by suoushi July 12, 2022
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