31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014
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