Rampant-Seahorse's definitions

Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014

Jungle Rules

If you are bigger than someone, you may take what is theirs, eat what is theirs or do what you want with something of theirs.

Jono: "Andy, why are you grabbing girlfriends tits?"

Andy: "Jungle Rules."

by Rampant-Seahorse September 1, 2011