Megan Tatlow 

Megan Tatlow is a person of many fantastic traits! She is clever, quick witted, and kind. She has the most adorable laugh! Even though on she surface she may act shy, when you get to know her, she's open, true, bubbly, and can't make up her mind! She's usually very kind to people she meets, but don't be fooled! Mess with her, and your in for a whole lot of sarcasm, tickle fights, and pillow fights! Megan is someone you can count on, and tell everything to, because she won't judge you. You can trust her! She's a very loyal friend, but don't underestimate her! It's always the quiet ones. She's a very sporty person, but doesn't really have anyone to compete or play against. She likes spending time with her awesome best friend Cassidy, and gives her full attention. She's not like the girls who are always on devices when friends are over, she loves playing games, and socializing (with friends, not anyone else). She's not like any other girl! And best of all, she's always there for you when you need her!

Megan Tatlow is the most awesome friend a girl could ask for!

Megan Tatlow by Megan Tatlow May 13, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012