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mega evolution

A cancer to Pokémon that murders skill and the reason you should stop playing competitively after it all peaked in Generation 5.

They initially started out as fan-service to Genwunner degenerates, since there are more Kanto Mega Evolutions in general, as well as 2 Mega Evolutions each for Charizard and Mewtwo (the two most overrated Pokémon out there), only falling short to Hoenn, but only because Hoenn had remakes during Generation 6.

Mainly people who have no skill use them, and it always get them wins since they're so broken you don't have to put any actual effort into training or using them. Since they've started to dominate online play, it forces everyone else to become a cheap-ass and use them too, to the point of neglecting the Z-moves introduced in Generation 7.
"Goddammit! I'd be able to beat your weak ass if you'd stop whipping out your filthy fucking Mega Evolutions like you do your dick! You know what? Fuck this, I'm going back to SoulSilver."
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yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite 

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"
Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004