Meeblings

A Flash game series made by Ninja Kiwi which you have to tap on special Meeblings to control the other Meeblings across the field, and getting all of them to the exit sign. There's also stuff like the Player Pack edition of the game with community-designed levels. It can be played on the Ninja Kiwi Archive as of Flash's extinction.

"Man, I really miss Meeblings since Ninja Kiwi would never make a third one ever again."

by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023

Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

by Max86 February 10, 2014

Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

by Probably . . . November 22, 2013

beeblings

A group of very hot chicks. Frequently used on Tumblr.

The beeblings entered the club, and I got an instant erection.

by Gooodgirl December 10, 2013

Meebling

A goblins tiny little ghost nuts that infect your phone and send your nudes to your immediate family.

Damn dude a meebling got into my phone and sent my nudes to my grandmother.

by mxmothh November 7, 2021

Meetings

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

by adventurini April 27, 2015

memelings

a group of semi close friends who their sole purpose of speaking to each other is to spread dank memes through instagram or twitter mostly. no one ever leaves the group, even if people had relationships, broke up, moved on, etc.

"why are you still in that direct message group chat with your ex from freshman year?"
"cause no matter what, they are still my memelings"

by 127582796947 July 25, 2017