memelings 

a group of semi close friends who their sole purpose of speaking to each other is to spread dank memes through instagram or twitter mostly. no one ever leaves the group, even if people had relationships, broke up, moved on, etc.

"why are you still in that direct message group chat with your ex from freshman year?"
"cause no matter what, they are still my memelings"

memelings by 127582796947 July 25, 2017

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Memelignant 

A condition afflicting an individual who is increasingly only able to express themselves with the use of cliché memes.

Thelma posted another of of those "this is so me" memes for the 4th time today, she's getting very memelignant.

Memelignant by SingularityDensity September 25, 2014

memeing around 

Memeing around is the present participle of the verb to meme.
It is not synonymous with messing around (which is not thought through) and hanging out (which is too thought through). Memeing around is the perfect word to use when you just want to "joke" around with friends but your time has a little bit of thought, and it's less effort than joking around because you are mostly on your phone sharing/dealing memes.

Example:
Friend: "What are you doing today?"
You: "Oh, just memeing around with some friends."
Friend: "Oh cool! Can I join?"

memeing around by meleememer December 3, 2016

the memening 

A recently discovered illness that can occur when the memes are simply too strong for you. You reach what is called "the memening". Memening inducing websites commonly include uTube, 9geg, 4chen, Urban dictionary and the entire internet.

You may potentially suffer semi-short lasting side-affects which will probs include:

- Shortness of breath
- Confusion of political figureheads particularly on voting day
- Cardiac arrest (not as common but we put it down to avoid being sued by people in case it happens)
- MWS (meme withdrawal symptom)
- A slight to moderate to semi-moderate to strong chesty cough that probs means u also have cancer #DrWebMD
- Death
- Many others...

If you suffer from these side-affects for more than 48 hours you should probs call someone ayy cos it's not good to avoid memes for more than a day at most.

Some of the more major concerns with this illness globally include confusing politicians and voting for the wrong one by accident cos u were high on dank memes at the time and now deeply regret your decision (this is typical of American residents, we don't know why...)

If you are worried for yourself or a loved one currently exhibiting symptoms of this illness, do not hesitate to contact your health care professional immediately but be aware that ambulances may not respond to calls about this illness as they will think you've just dropped 2 meny pingas with the squad at the club last night and r prank calling them for a cheeky giggle.

The day after the 2016 U.S Presidential Election...
Memelord 1: Hey who'd you vote for president?
Memelord 2: I dunno.
Memelord 1: What do you mean you don't know?!
Memelord 2: Well I think I might have caught 'the memening' from some meme you sent me online the other day.
Memelord 1: Oh, yeah that link did look pretty sketchy ayy lmao.

Memelord 2: It's weird how the number of views that post got was the exact number of Trump voters...
Memelord 1: Well fuck.

the memening by MayMayMaster69 January 20, 2017

memelitism 

Disliking a meme because of other people liking it. This may be due to the quantity of others passing the idea along, or because the undesirable nature of the communities receiving it. A combination of "meme" and "elitist."

Sikander's memelitism kept him from reading danah boyd's blog once it was referenced in 'Newsweek.'

memelitism by PBMax January 5, 2009

Memeingful 

1. A phrase worthy of being a meme (The phrase is "memeingful")
2. A meme that means a lot to you.

"Emily, your favorite movie is Shrek?"
"Yeah, Shrek is so memeingful to me!"

Memeingful by MarvelousStew March 20, 2016