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medieval times 

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!
Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.
medieval times by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005
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Medieval Times 

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"
while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.
Medieval Times by rob $ April 13, 2005

Medieval times 

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism
The medieval times sucked man
Medieval times by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

medievel times 

The act of snapping an arrow in half, and shoving the stick with the arrow end into your urethra (read: peehole). The man would then use his penis to create holes into a womans body, therefore fucking any location on the body he so desires.
I'm gon' kill him i'm gon' rape him, i'm gon' give him medievel times.

after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix
medievel times by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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