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Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024
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Media Technologies

The tools and platforms that deliver content to our eyeballs and eardrums, from the printing press to the smartphone in your pocket that's currently distracting you from this definition. Media technologies have evolved from Gutenberg's Bible to TikTok dances in roughly 500 years, a pace of change that has left our attention spans in the dust. The latest media technologies promise to connect us, inform us, and entertain us, but mostly they just serve us ads between videos of people falling down.
*Example: "His house was full of media technologies—a 75-inch TV, a soundbar with subwoofer, streaming devices on every screen, and a smart speaker that occasionally mishears conversation and orders pizza. Last night he spent two hours scrolling through options and watched nothing. The technologies had achieved peak performance: infinite choice, zero satisfaction."*
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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