Meatballobotomy 

A dicey surgical procedure, by which one's compromised prefrontal lobe is removed and replaced with one of grandma's famous meatballs slathered in the secret sauce. If a wizened matriarch isn't around to provide such a meatball, an Olive Garden meatball can suffice, since they are also known to have minds of their own.

Did you hear about Vinny Alfredo? He almost got whacked... a bullet junked up a part of his brain. The doc had to do an emergency meatballobotomy. Unfortunately, Grandma's got COVID so we had to order up a meatball from Olive Garden. Luckily they still had some of her secret sauce left over in the back of the fridge. They said it looked like it had a little bit of mold on it so we're just praying the thing sets without him getting fungal meningitis.

Meatballobotomy by Pickledee December 22, 2020