Meatatitis 

A person who has a meat allergy which causes them to break out in hives.

Person 1: "That girl Lee over there developed a rash after i slapped her with my lamb chop."

Person 2: "Looks like she has meatatitis"

Meatatitis by Doolez March 28, 2009

meatatation 

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.

I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.

meatatation by Eye rock May 16, 2016

Meatlitist 

A person who loves the carnivorous lifestyle and looks down upon vegans and vegetarians.

Dave: Those hipster vegans are really ruining my vibe. Why are they at my favorite steakhouse

Daniele: Stop being such a meatlitist, you can't segregate vegans in restaurants its against the law.

Meatlitist by Duckfat Fries February 1, 2020

Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005

mentatifisicated 

extreme to huge set of another level

that idea is really mentatifisicated

mentatifisicated by JustCallM3Apple July 26, 2022