Meat Slappy
When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.
Meat Slappy by jareddd h April 24, 2010
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Ur grandpappy do meat slappy
The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.
Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy
Ur grandpappy do meat slappy by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018
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Slappy Meat
Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.
I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..
Slappy Meat by House Corrothers January 7, 2014
Slappy Meat Smear
The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.
Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.
Slappy Meat Smear by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009
meat slappin
meat slappin by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019
two meat slapping
two meat slapping by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021
sloppy meat
to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
sloppy meat by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008
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