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Meat Shower 

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident
Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.
Meat Shower by Pork Log October 1, 2010

Meat shower 

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.
"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"
Meat shower by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
kentucky meat shower by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013

cornish meat shower 

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."