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meat sandwich 

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A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.
"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"
meat sandwich by neak October 19, 2008

Meat Sandwich 

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Meat Sandwich is the sneaky way of saying Vagina or most commonly Pussy.
Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: What

*Some lady walks by*

Bob: Uh.. I ate Stacy's Meat Sandwich last night

Dan: ok
Meat Sandwich by RedKazooie64 April 18, 2018

meat sandwich 

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A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)
Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.
meat sandwich by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

pressed meat sandwich 

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That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed
That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

Hard Meat Sandwich 

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3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.

Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Hard Meat Sandwich by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020

Cock Meat Sandwich 

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(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
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