Meat Mensch

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A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

Meat Mensch by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

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Meat Mensch

A penis, dick, or schlong

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

Meat Mensch by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

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Meat Mensch • Meatënschlappen • meat • Meat Curtains • meat sweats • meat pie • meat grinder • meat bag • meat hooks • meat wagon

Meatënschlappen

Slang to jerk off in german

"Nach einem langen Tag entschied er sich, sich zu entspannen und ein bisschen zu meatënschlappen."

Translation: "After a long day, he decided to relax and do a bit of meatënschlappen."

Meatënschlappen by yltwzm July 9, 2024

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Meatenschlappen

beating yo meat in german

black person: tf u doing
normal person: meatenschlappen
black person: urs small
normal person: shut up you diddenbluddenelonmuskenneinsteinneinstieneisteinneinenmeniggerclankertincanniggernigginatinator
black person: what
teacher: lets finger paint
Paint: no pls
No: i didnt do anything
I: Yeah bro
absolute cinema ahh moment fr

Meatenschlappen by mangodude67 October 6, 2025

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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