Meat Child 

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.

Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!

Meat Child by Smog the Pyro King July 16, 2007

Child meat-shields 

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

Child meat-shields by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Children meat 

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

Children meat by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019

Metachild 

Metachild- a boy that was sheltered too much by his mother taking away all sense of masculinity, and self-worth.

Person 1: Why is that child such a wimp?
Person 2: that's no child, that's a metachild

Metachild by EpicLithos March 28, 2009