McMelon is the best sort of friend to have in your life. They are super amazing at like everything but remain humble. The first time you see a McMelon you think, wow their eyebrows are perfect and sometimes their nails are pretty cool too. They are the most loyal type of friend and will always be there for you! They have huge hearts and care about all humans, not just the ones lucky enough to be their friend. If you ever come across a McMelon, don't miss the chance to befriend them and have them in your life. You won't regret it! Once they are in your life never let them go because otherwise you will feel you are missing a big part of you.
Me: Who is that cool person over there with all the cool tattoos and perfect eyebrows.
Friend: That's McMelon
Me: They are so cool, i love their tattoos! I have an instant urge to let them tattoo me
Friend: You should definitely do that. They are extremely skilled at everything and will definitely do a great job!
Me: I am going to do that. I won't regret it, i just know it!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.