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The McCluskey Slice 

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

Cunty McCunterson

This is a name you use for someone who is a cunt.
Person 1: I hate that girl she's so cuntacious!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a Cunty McCunterson fosho!
a town in southern oklahoma were everyone knows everyone, and have seen everyone’s nudes. we have crack heads or models, and old buildings that are falling apart. we’re always in the middle of a construction project, but never have the money to finish it!
“dude, did you see that model?”

“her dads a crackhead dude, they’re from mcalester.”
mcalester by lanehoy April 20, 2018

Slutty McSlutterson 

A skanky whore, male or female, portrayign the characteristics of sleeping with anything or anyone who is breathing.
You're totally pulling a Lindsay Lohan, stop being a Slutty McSlutterson!!

leia mccusker 

Local tiktok star songwriter and dancer
oh did you see leia mccusker’s tiktok
leia mccusker by Leia xxx August 23, 2020

McAlister 

An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.
"Man McAlister ! That was a good lickin' you gave!"
McAlister by Bucky-joop January 19, 2019